Jessica Simpson Slammed by PETA
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA as they are more often known, have blasted Jessica Simpson for wearing a T-shirt with the slogan, “Real girls eat meat.”
The star of MTV hit, “Newlyweds” is famous for saying ‘blonde’ comments, such as when she asked why Tuna was nicknamed ‘chicken of the sea’. PETA has demanded the star eats more vegetables to increase her brain power.
A spokesperson for PETA said: “Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken of the sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”
However, Jessica’s friends claim she wore the T-shirt to poke fun at her boyfriend Tony Romo’s ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood, who has twice been named the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian by PETA.
A source said: “Jessica is sick of hearing about how Tony still has feelings for Carrie. She’s obviously trying to poke fun at her rival and let her know who really has Tony’s heart.”
Carrie is such a strong believer in vegetarianism she once said: “If you told me I could never sing again, I’d say that was horrible, but it’s not my life. If you told me I could never be around animals again, I would just die.”
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